Friday, April 20, 2007

Friday Snark


1. If empire waist dresses, trapeze tops (and anything else that makes one look pregnant, especially if she's not quite 5'3" and has no use for clothes that make her waist appear bigger than her boobs) were to disappear tomorrow, it wouldn't be a moment too soon. I promise not to cry.

2. When a 24 year old prince who is currently enrolled in the military breaks up with his college sweetheart after five years of dating, it's not a royal sensation. It's not shocking, either. It's called growing up and moving on. Most of us have been there, and our grandmas were not the reason behind it.

3. James Blunt and Paris Hilton. Do I need to say more?

4. Why would I want to buy clothes designed by she-who-is-getting-married to Pete Doherty? The whole crack house theme that follows this couple isn't my idea of glamor and good taste.

(Photo from the Gap's White Shirt collection)

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