Who Did Khloe Kardashian's Makeup?

I don't know if I should berate or congratulate whoever is responsible to the face Khloe Kardashian was showing at a NYC party last night. Seriously- someone let her walk out of her hotel with this amount of brightener, blush and fake eyelashes. I'm not even going to talk about her lips or the fact that girls with not much of a neck should never ever wear turtlenecks.

Photo: Faded Youth Blog

Who Did Khloe Kardashian's Makeup?

I don't know if I should berate or congratulate whoever is responsible to the face Khloe Kardashian was showing at a NYC party last night. Seriously- someone let her walk out of her hotel with this amount of brightener, blush and fake eyelashes. I'm not even going to talk about her lips or the fact that girls with not much of a neck should never ever wear turtlenecks.

Photo: Faded Youth Blog

Who Did Khloe Kardashian's Makeup?

I don't know if I should berate or congratulate whoever is responsible to the face Khloe Kardashian was showing at a NYC party last night. Seriously- someone let her walk out of her hotel with this amount of brightener, blush and fake eyelashes. I'm not even going to talk about her lips or the fact that girls with not much of a neck should never ever wear turtlenecks.

Photo: Faded Youth Blog

J. Crew wants your bridesmaids to hate you

Aptly named the O'Hara gown, this embossed organza dress ($2200) is the best tool to make your bridesmaids weep, just as the J. Crew model is about to do in the photo.

Photo: jcrew.com

J. Crew wants your bridesmaids to hate you

Aptly named the O'Hara gown, this embossed organza dress ($2200) is the best tool to make your bridesmaids weep, just as the J. Crew model is about to do in the photo.

Photo: jcrew.com

J. Crew wants your bridesmaids to hate you

Aptly named the O'Hara gown, this embossed organza dress ($2200) is the best tool to make your bridesmaids weep, just as the J. Crew model is about to do in the photo.

Photo: jcrew.com

Does Not Compute

The Jersey Shore cast opening the NY Stock Exchange.

Heidi Klum's roots and/or streaky highlights.

Jessica Biel's choice of undergarments.

Heidi Montag backing out of a reality show.

The fact Angelina Jolie has a colorful past is suddenly news. 2001 was not that long ago.

And one for the road: Americans who blind buy bottles of Jennifer Aniston's perfume from UK eBay sellers (and pay through the nose, of course). This fragrance will be in our department stores in a few weeks and at online discounters a couple of months later. Can it be that good? I doubt it?

Photos: I'm Not Obsessed, Socialite Life and The Superficial.

Does Not Compute

The Jersey Shore cast opening the NY Stock Exchange.

Heidi Klum's roots and/or streaky highlights.

Jessica Biel's choice of undergarments.

Heidi Montag backing out of a reality show.

The fact Angelina Jolie has a colorful past is suddenly news. 2001 was not that long ago.

And one for the road: Americans who blind buy bottles of Jennifer Aniston's perfume from UK eBay sellers (and pay through the nose, of course). This fragrance will be in our department stores in a few weeks and at online discounters a couple of months later. Can it be that good? I doubt it?

Photos: I'm Not Obsessed, Socialite Life and The Superficial.

Does Not Compute

The Jersey Shore cast opening the NY Stock Exchange.

Heidi Klum's roots and/or streaky highlights.

Jessica Biel's choice of undergarments.

Heidi Montag backing out of a reality show.

The fact Angelina Jolie has a colorful past is suddenly news. 2001 was not that long ago.

And one for the road: Americans who blind buy bottles of Jennifer Aniston's perfume from UK eBay sellers (and pay through the nose, of course). This fragrance will be in our department stores in a few weeks and at online discounters a couple of months later. Can it be that good? I doubt it?

Photos: I'm Not Obsessed, Socialite Life and The Superficial.

Rihanna in a ruffled polka dot jumpsuit. Really.

Fill in the blank:
In 10 years Rihanna is going to look at these photos and________________________

Photos: Just Jared

Rihanna in a ruffled polka dot jumpsuit. Really.

Fill in the blank:
In 10 years Rihanna is going to look at these photos and________________________

Photos: Just Jared

Rihanna in a ruffled polka dot jumpsuit. Really.

Fill in the blank:
In 10 years Rihanna is going to look at these photos and________________________

Photos: Just Jared

Diane Kruger Premiers Really Bad Pants

Proving that even beautiful and usually stylish people can make poor a fashion choice, Diane Kruger wore these unfortunate pants to the Paris premier of her new film Lily Sometimes (here she's photographed with co-star Ludivine Sagnier). The cut, rise, wrinkly fabric and length are painfully unflattering. Her cute Chanel purse and sexy peep-toes deserve better than this.

Photo: Just Jared

Diane Kruger Premiers Really Bad Pants

Proving that even beautiful and usually stylish people can make poor a fashion choice, Diane Kruger wore these unfortunate pants to the Paris premier of her new film Lily Sometimes (here she's photographed with co-star Ludivine Sagnier). The cut, rise, wrinkly fabric and length are painfully unflattering. Her cute Chanel purse and sexy peep-toes deserve better than this.

Photo: Just Jared

Diane Kruger Premiers Really Bad Pants

Proving that even beautiful and usually stylish people can make poor a fashion choice, Diane Kruger wore these unfortunate pants to the Paris premier of her new film Lily Sometimes (here she's photographed with co-star Ludivine Sagnier). The cut, rise, wrinkly fabric and length are painfully unflattering. Her cute Chanel purse and sexy peep-toes deserve better than this.

Photo: Just Jared

Gwen Stefani Reinvents Jeans

If this is the newest thing from L.A.M.B. and certain young people are going to start wearing diaper jeans then we're in for an interesting fashion season. No one, not even Gwen Stefani, can pull of this look. If you have drapy fabric hanging between your legs you're going to look ridiculous, not hot. And pleated jeans are never ever a good idea. Just look at your 80s photos and remind yourself why (hint: they go so well with a Bill Cosby sweater).

Photo: Dlisted

Gwen Stefani Reinvents Jeans

If this is the newest thing from L.A.M.B. and certain young people are going to start wearing diaper jeans then we're in for an interesting fashion season. No one, not even Gwen Stefani, can pull of this look. If you have drapy fabric hanging between your legs you're going to look ridiculous, not hot. And pleated jeans are never ever a good idea. Just look at your 80s photos and remind yourself why (hint: they go so well with a Bill Cosby sweater).

Photo: Dlisted

Gwen Stefani Reinvents Jeans

If this is the newest thing from L.A.M.B. and certain young people are going to start wearing diaper jeans then we're in for an interesting fashion season. No one, not even Gwen Stefani, can pull of this look. If you have drapy fabric hanging between your legs you're going to look ridiculous, not hot. And pleated jeans are never ever a good idea. Just look at your 80s photos and remind yourself why (hint: they go so well with a Bill Cosby sweater).

Photo: Dlisted

Nicolas Cage had a bad hair day at WonderCon

During the Passover Seder last week there was a funny discussion among the men of the family, who are all in various stages of losing their hair. The topic was how they knew it was time to let go and shave whatever was left of their former blond glory. The conclusion was it's time when one's wife says so.

Apparently, Nicolas Cage's wife isn't doing her job.

Photo: Dlisted.

Nicolas Cage had a bad hair day at WonderCon

During the Passover Seder last week there was a funny discussion among the men of the family, who are all in various stages of losing their hair. The topic was how they knew it was time to let go and shave whatever was left of their former blond glory. The conclusion was it's time when one's wife says so.

Apparently, Nicolas Cage's wife isn't doing her job.

Photo: Dlisted.