SCRAMjazzling?

This is a screen shot from Lindsay Lohan's official Twitter page (it's a verified account,  not a prank).

SCRAMjazzling?

This is a screen shot from Lindsay Lohan's official Twitter page (it's a verified account,  not a prank).

SCRAMjazzling?

This is a screen shot from Lindsay Lohan's official Twitter page (it's a verified account,  not a prank).

Who Will Save Lindsay Lohan?

I'm not the only blogger who has a folder names Lindsay Lohan with saved  links and photos just in case something happens and I need to post quickly. For reference, I don't have a similar one for 84 year old Queen Elizabeth II.

The latest news from L.A. is that Lindsay has already posted a $10,000 bail to avoid an airport arrest and guarantee her court appearance on Monday for a probation violation hearing. I guess the Cannes party appearances have paid for themselves. But this latest bout of irresponsibility makes me think that maybe Michael Lohan, as sleazy as he is, should stop threatening and actually pull a Jamie Spears. It's obviously not something we can hope Dina Lohan, enabler extraordinaire, would ever be able to do. After all, it's not that Mr. Spears was the best role model before he made the best career move of his life to become the person making sure Britney doesn't leave the house without wearing panties (getting her to wear a bra has proven more challenging than expected). All kidding aside, Britney Spears probably owes still being alive to her dad.

Six or seven years ago Lindsay was so lovely and radiating with potential. I'm thinking about other teen actresses who never became a public trainwreck- Sarah Jessica Parker, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Michelle Trachtenberg, Emma Watson, to name a few. I don't know if she was predisposed to self destruction and addiction, or it was simply lack of parenting (remember she was allowed to date slimeball Wilmer Valderrama, six years her senior when she was underage, her parents concern was only to keep it a secret from the Disney suits until she turned 18). In any case, someone should better  intervene before Lindsay joins the big party in the sky, hosted by DJ AM.

Who Will Save Lindsay Lohan?

I'm not the only blogger who has a folder names Lindsay Lohan with saved  links and photos just in case something happens and I need to post quickly. For reference, I don't have a similar one for 84 year old Queen Elizabeth II.

The latest news from L.A. is that Lindsay has already posted a $10,000 bail to avoid an airport arrest and guarantee her court appearance on Monday for a probation violation hearing. I guess the Cannes party appearances have paid for themselves. But this latest bout of irresponsibility makes me think that maybe Michael Lohan, as sleazy as he is, should stop threatening and actually pull a Jamie Spears. It's obviously not something we can hope Dina Lohan, enabler extraordinaire, would ever be able to do. After all, it's not that Mr. Spears was the best role model before he made the best career move of his life to become the person making sure Britney doesn't leave the house without wearing panties (getting her to wear a bra has proven more challenging than expected). All kidding aside, Britney Spears probably owes still being alive to her dad.

Six or seven years ago Lindsay was so lovely and radiating with potential. I'm thinking about other teen actresses who never became a public trainwreck- Sarah Jessica Parker, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Michelle Trachtenberg, Emma Watson, to name a few. I don't know if she was predisposed to self destruction and addiction, or it was simply lack of parenting (remember she was allowed to date slimeball Wilmer Valderrama, six years her senior when she was underage, her parents concern was only to keep it a secret from the Disney suits until she turned 18). In any case, someone should better  intervene before Lindsay joins the big party in the sky, hosted by DJ AM.

Who Will Save Lindsay Lohan?

I'm not the only blogger who has a folder names Lindsay Lohan with saved  links and photos just in case something happens and I need to post quickly. For reference, I don't have a similar one for 84 year old Queen Elizabeth II.

The latest news from L.A. is that Lindsay has already posted a $10,000 bail to avoid an airport arrest and guarantee her court appearance on Monday for a probation violation hearing. I guess the Cannes party appearances have paid for themselves. But this latest bout of irresponsibility makes me think that maybe Michael Lohan, as sleazy as he is, should stop threatening and actually pull a Jamie Spears. It's obviously not something we can hope Dina Lohan, enabler extraordinaire, would ever be able to do. After all, it's not that Mr. Spears was the best role model before he made the best career move of his life to become the person making sure Britney doesn't leave the house without wearing panties (getting her to wear a bra has proven more challenging than expected). All kidding aside, Britney Spears probably owes still being alive to her dad.

Six or seven years ago Lindsay was so lovely and radiating with potential. I'm thinking about other teen actresses who never became a public trainwreck- Sarah Jessica Parker, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Michelle Trachtenberg, Emma Watson, to name a few. I don't know if she was predisposed to self destruction and addiction, or it was simply lack of parenting (remember she was allowed to date slimeball Wilmer Valderrama, six years her senior when she was underage, her parents concern was only to keep it a secret from the Disney suits until she turned 18). In any case, someone should better  intervene before Lindsay joins the big party in the sky, hosted by DJ AM.

A Thousand Words

Lindsay Lohan and Donatella Versace at the Whitney Museum's Gala in NYC last night.

Photo: Dlisted

A Thousand Words

Lindsay Lohan and Donatella Versace at the Whitney Museum's Gala in NYC last night.

Photo: Dlisted

A Thousand Words

Lindsay Lohan and Donatella Versace at the Whitney Museum's Gala in NYC last night.

Photo: Dlisted

The Muse

When a fashion house considers Lindsay Lohan to be the answer (not to mention the muse and "creative director"), it has worse problems than a collection that's gone awry.

Photos from the Emanuel Ungaro Paris Ready-To-Wear show: WWD and Dlisted

The Muse

When a fashion house considers Lindsay Lohan to be the answer (not to mention the muse and "creative director"), it has worse problems than a collection that's gone awry.

Photos from the Emanuel Ungaro Paris Ready-To-Wear show: WWD and Dlisted

The Muse

When a fashion house considers Lindsay Lohan to be the answer (not to mention the muse and "creative director"), it has worse problems than a collection that's gone awry.

Photos from the Emanuel Ungaro Paris Ready-To-Wear show: WWD and Dlisted

Lindsay Lohan At 23

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 23rd birthday last month. This is what she looked like when hosting a party at the Revolve flagship store in West Hollywood last night.

Sad.


Photo: Socialite Life

Lindsay Lohan At 23

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 23rd birthday last month. This is what she looked like when hosting a party at the Revolve flagship store in West Hollywood last night.

Sad.


Photo: Socialite Life

Lindsay Lohan At 23

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 23rd birthday last month. This is what she looked like when hosting a party at the Revolve flagship store in West Hollywood last night.

Sad.


Photo: Socialite Life

As Seen On Celebs: Distressed Denim

The trend that never completely goes away: by the time Stacy and Clinton manage to convince mall shoppers across the nation that distressed denim isn't doing them any favors, these jeans appear again on the legs of some celeb and we're back to square one. I probably had such a pair in every decade, but not going there again. How about you?

Photos: Socialite's Life, Faded Youth Blog, I'm Not Obsessed

As Seen On Celebs: Distressed Denim

The trend that never completely goes away: by the time Stacy and Clinton manage to convince mall shoppers across the nation that distressed denim isn't doing them any favors, these jeans appear again on the legs of some celeb and we're back to square one. I probably had such a pair in every decade, but not going there again. How about you?

Photos: Socialite's Life, Faded Youth Blog, I'm Not Obsessed

As Seen On Celebs: Distressed Denim

The trend that never completely goes away: by the time Stacy and Clinton manage to convince mall shoppers across the nation that distressed denim isn't doing them any favors, these jeans appear again on the legs of some celeb and we're back to square one. I probably had such a pair in every decade, but not going there again. How about you?

Photos: Socialite's Life, Faded Youth Blog, I'm Not Obsessed

They tried to make me renew my subscription, I said no no no

Between Lindsay Lohan appearing on the cover of the September issue of Elle magazine and talking about her successful rehab and how she'd never drive drunk, and this news story about Amy Winehouse making the cover of Vogue at the personal request of Anna Wintour, I'm getting more and more cranky.

I'm not taking beauty and style tips from a 21 year old who tops every list of celebs most likely to die before they turn 30. Or from someone who seems to belong to the Kirsten Dunst school of personal grooming.

They tried to make me renew my subscription, I said no no no

Between Lindsay Lohan appearing on the cover of the September issue of Elle magazine and talking about her successful rehab and how she'd never drive drunk, and this news story about Amy Winehouse making the cover of Vogue at the personal request of Anna Wintour, I'm getting more and more cranky.

I'm not taking beauty and style tips from a 21 year old who tops every list of celebs most likely to die before they turn 30. Or from someone who seems to belong to the Kirsten Dunst school of personal grooming.